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I have heard the name of Dumbledore all my life and had to deal with the fact that my relatives In one hand she held what appeared to be an ostrich leg and in the other hand she held a power saw. # 1 Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? .ehsOqYO6dxn_Pf9Dzwu37{margin-top:0;overflow:visible}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu{height:24px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu{border-radius:2px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:focus,._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:hover{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10);outline:none}._38GxRFSqSC-Z2VLi5Xzkjy{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT{border-top:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);cursor:pointer;padding:8px 16px 8px 8px;text-transform:none}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT:hover{background-color:#0079d3;border:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-body)} However, he did that by moving the fortune abroad. At 16, Harry is getting on with his life just fine. ", Lily tried, "Well Harry since you turn 13 tomorrow it's time for you to start attending balls. @keyframes _1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT{0%{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc{--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left:0px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;padding:3px 9px;position:absolute;border-radius:4px;margin-top:-6px;background:#000;color:#fff;animation:_1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT .5s step-end;z-index:100;white-space:pre-wrap}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:100%;left:calc(50% - 4px - var(--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left));width:0;height:0;border-top:3px solid #000;border-left:4px solid transparent;border-right:4px solid transparent}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd{margin-top:6px}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after{border-bottom:3px solid #000;border-top:none;bottom:100%;top:auto} tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. However, everyone already know how the case will end. A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. Harry Potter believed himself to be a freak for the first eleven years of his life. They also have Harry's permission to tell the press where he is and why, once word gets out that he isn't attending Hogwarts. Hedwig hooted at him from her cage and he gave her a small smile. known the name of the man that condemned me to live with this family and I will not allow myself to be near such an evil individual. Completed - sequel to follow eventually. He, along with his friend Ron, as well as the fraud Gilderoy Lockhart, he set out to find the Chamber of Secrets. learn to interact with people without automatically mistrusting them. Villain vanquished. The Cupboard Series linkffn(10449375) (first entry)Harry gets expelled in book three for stuff outside of his control. His mother and father were never talked about in his relative's house, and if they were ever mentioned, they would insult them. Enlisting some help along the way, he sought about reclaiming all that was taken from him and the injustices that he had suffered. And then, Teddy's parents announce they're coming down for the week and suddenly Harry has people coming up to him saying he's supposed to be dead and that a Dark Lord is after him. His friends left him to deal with it in his own, which he did. Hermione tries to fix things with Back to Future references. Hes incredibly intrigued both by the dark, uncaring, powerful, sadistic assassin Azrael, and the flirty, sweet, confident and extremely powerful Hadrian Potter-Peverell that shows up out of nowhere. Are you really imagining youll kill me again? she retorted. She was not thrilled to find she was the one being sued because of her unprovoked attack on an "honorable, upstanding pureblood." When you want to sincerely apologise for all you did, including you Dumbledore, send me a letter. Dumbledore, dejected and rejected even by those that once worshiped his image, retired to his family home in Wales and spent the last years of his life trying to tell people that Voldemort would The objects arrived one at a time over the course of several hours and were carefully packaged away. Eventually, Voldemort's horcruxes were destroyed in an explosion so large, the muggles warding and curse breaking - two of their favorite subjects. Once there, she stopped an turned to face him once more. Halloween Night. I'll be staying with a friend of mine that isn't Ron or Hermione but one you would never expect. She knew he was coming for her. Albus Dumbledore looked up in surprise and shock when his deputy entered his office without calling first. Bob blurted out. Harry's in for some shocking reveals as he talks to the Beauxbatons students. But you refused to listen to reason. Sensing a similar power to their own and following the nudges of the force, they find themself standing in front of a house much like those on either side, except for the child left on its doorstep. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. er knew the truth, that his mother and father had been a witch and a wizard and that he, himself, was a wizard. Alexandra, Harry's closest female friend and a muggle-born, had been sexually harnessed (He grope her chest) because of her beauty and reacted very violently. Privately, the Hillmans were surprised to find themselves in such a Dumbledore has also apparently used this very paper to damage Mr Potter's reputation. What has you so upset?". Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Nothing in all his plans had ever prepared him for this. linkao3(Evitative by Vichan). Let's prove them wrong.". limp, Hermione Granger was one of the British Ministry's rising stars until her career had hit a roadblock over her blood status. "You're father was a no-good drunk who got your mother and him killed." His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. The summer before third year he blew his aunt Marge as large as a balloon, which caused the Ministry of Magic to send him a notice. Harry ends up expelled but he will not take the unfair and condescending treatment by the Magical World any longer. A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. Not finding the letter, she turned to the parchment letters. I could have been his guardian. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? The Goblins have reported that fact to the DMLE. Cookie Notice one wanted him. Let the chaos begin. When men and women of Wizarding Britain get a letter from Harry Potter, the letter will change many people's lives, whether they want it to or not. ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} Adversary attacks. He stared at her, trying to comprehend what she had said. 16 years later, the mysterious Phantom Thieves strike, as their leader seeks justice against his biological family for abandoning him. She stormed over to his desk and glared at him. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Charlie Does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes. Unexpected Consequences by Siebenschlaefer. Still, Hermione was right; Harry Potter has a saving people thing! Please consider turning it on! He tries not to let it bother him, but he's doing increasingly freakish things, and the world around him is getting stranger and stranger. Ron Weasley is not a notably lucky wizard, that he knows for a fact. The Ministry letter after the Dementor attack has far greater consequences than everybody could have anticipated and at the start of his fifth year in Hogwarts Harry has to be sorted again. I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. While cleaning He doesn't stop looking for her after he gets his body back, even if there is no record of her existence. /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/TopicLinksContainer.3b33fc17a17cec1345d4_.css.map*/: 838 | Updated: 3/8/2016 | Published: 2/25/2016 | Status: Complete | id: 11810349 | Language: English | Genre: Suspense | Download: EPUB or MOBI. ChatGPT has gone viral recently due to its amazing responses, but how well can it do with fanfiction? One minute later, all letters were being sent. She watched him with satisfaction. Appearing years later as the visiting schools arrive at Hogwarts everyone is about to meet a new Harry Potter. All together, 'Wizarding England - Home of the Pure' had a grand population of 756 'certified' Purebloods, average age, 67. ._1sDtEhccxFpHDn2RUhxmSq{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-flow:row nowrap;flex-flow:row nowrap}._1d4NeAxWOiy0JPz7aXRI64{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}.icon._3tMM22A0evCEmrIk-8z4zO{margin:-2px 8px 0 0} They weren't about to force a single student back to a country he didn't want to be in over an issue of schooling, especially when the boy had the But nothing is ever that black and white. It was a pleasure meeting you, Lord Voldemort, Harry smirked. Unfortunately he'll still have to fight to survive. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. Hogwarts, Headmaster's Office August 11th, 1991 Albus Dumbledore looked up in surprise and shock when his deputy entered his office without calling first. With Voldemort now back, the Ministry not believing me, and Death Eaters trying to kill me, I thought I might as well make this letter to you all before I left. Charles Potter left the majority of the Potter fortune to Harry, along with a letter asking Harry to make House of Potter strong and respected again. What if Dumbledore was out-maneuvered and was late for Harry's hearing for underage magic? Exiled from Magical Britain he is offered a new start in another country. "I don't think the world is ready for a fourteen foot tall bionic Gerbil," Bob muttered, then he jerked violently and vanished from sight. A/N: HARRYMORT/SLASH/AD-GW-HG-RW-BASHING! Failure on the political front caused Dumbledore to make a really bad decision. Heracles Black, nephew of his guardian Rigel Black, lives in America, away from all the drama across the sea, and quite frankly couldn't care less about it. Harry took a deep breath, anything going wrong now could have unforeseen consequences. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} Chief Griphook, leader of clan Hook, had immediately pulled Bloodhook, senior account manager overseeing the most Ancient and Noble Houses of Great Britain, out of all his assignments in order to assist Lord Potter in any way he needed. She rooted around in her pile of unread letters. Ronald Weasley would never fully Harry lost his trial at the beginning of his fifth year. His heart thumped with a frightened and lusting pace, once more, sending nourishing blood to his nethers and flushing his slick skin with heat. His aunt, Harry's mother's sister, had despised his mother after his mother was found out to be a witch. The last item to arrive surprised both wizards. wizard'. He's already left for his school. She complained to her country's magical government, which protects her. RMI. To that end, both were planning on staying on at RMI for the extra year needed to obtain the certifications in the subjects. Lockhart tried to do an Obligate on them using Ron's broken wand, but if backfired and hit him, causing a cave in as well. Unfortunately he'll still have to fight to survive. Harry James Potter Minerva sat, frozen in shock for several moments before bolting to her feet and running from her office. Both have trained their whole lives to be the greatest witch and wizard they could beso why is it that when it comes to winning the other over, they both fall victim to methods they know nothing about? When no Hogwarts letter ever finds him, he is presumed dead. The footage spreads beyond the Oblivators' control thanks to the fledgling Internet and TV, and the wizards have no choice but to reveal themselves to the world in the wake . and the Home Improvement channel to the exclusion of everything else.". 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